Gil’s Used Carsales: Auzituck Gunships

11th June 2025

Gil Gunderson

4 mins

It’s Old Gil Gunderson here and we are over-stocked on used out-of-warranty Auzituck-class gunships which I thought I could claim on insurance! But once I sell these babies Old Gil will be back on track. What’s it going to take to get you into one of these? Dance for you?

But you wouldn’t even see it…

Inflammable means flammable?

Look you’re gonna love this thing! No more panel beaters needed anymore – all you need is to have passed the woodshop class where the kids make a cutting board. That’s right these things are Wookie crafted from wood and are completely inflammable.

Alright so features – you get a180-degree 3 attack, 1 evade, 6 hull and 2 shields all on a small base, and standard model has with two spare crew slots and a modification slot. It sports a focus, reinforce actions and a red barrel roll action.

It actually handles pretty well for a wood carving with rockets attached - though it doesn’t exactly turn around quickly - which is okay since it has that broad arc if keeping on target is tough.

The ship’s manoeuvrability is slightly better than the YV-666,  which is used by the Trandoshan Slavers, so if you’re use to using those you’ll be fine but don’t tell the Wookies that.

They really don’t like them.

Look maybe you need someone experienced to fly this thing before a test drive? Lowhhrick is a great pilot supporting other ships at his own expense, while Wullffwarro is…angrier. Most likely about having to sand and treat the hull.

I’m not sure how much to charge for these though in this new XWA economy, but you also want to invest in some termite treatment. But you won’t be needing a pine car freshener…

These things used to be all the rage back in the day when they used to have tactician and gunners to just stress everyone out.

I mean yeah you don’t need more than one or two I suppose these days, but I really need to shift these gunships somehow. You don't want ol' Gil going door-to-door selling these.

I've made too many enemies selling suckless vacuum cleaners…

 - Gil Gunderson